I plan to re-live this many times, and in doing so found the great take:
USA! USA! USA!
He didn’t do that for me. He didn’t do that for the Caps. He did that for AMERICA. The US of A. Sometimes it’s not all about the scoreboard. The Caps can clinch the East with a win. Probably with a loss too, I didn’t read the fine print. But the real winner today is America, thanks to TJ Oshie punching Crosby’s lights out. Crosby tried to sneak in some cheapies and Oshie was like oh hellz naw and proceeded to give him a few strong ones to the noggin. Not all heroes wear capes.